Total Medals Earned: 146 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,185 Points
Medals Earned: 1/38 (5/500 points)
Win your first battle!
Completed Chapter I
Used Lina's Cursed Dagger
Used D's Dragon's Roar
Completed Guardian tree
Completed Healer tree
Completed Mage tree
Used Kaz's Rend
Completed Slayer tree
Used Mari's Snipe
Completed Thief tree
Completed Trickster tree
Completed Chapter II
Completed Chapter III
Completed Chapter IV
Complete all Defense quests
Used D's Dragon's Breath
Fished all Rares
Hackpicked all locked chests
Used Kaz's Hurricane
Used Lina's Lucky Strike
Used Mari's Magic Bullet
Completed Mercenary Defense
Achieved Pet level 10
Get gold on track 3 of Snowboard Extreme
Completed all Wanted quests
Completed the Bestiary
Completed Chapter V
Used Lina's Cyclone Dance
Used Kaz's Death's Gate
Clear out Doom Lair
Used D's Dragon's Rage
Clear out Giant Land
Clear out the Sunken Ruins
Used Mari's Trigger Happy
Completed all Wanted X quests
Clear out Lao Prison
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 10/30 (50/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Kill at least sixteen insects
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points